Who knew trying to get in shape at age 49 would be rife with pitfalls?
All I was doing was walking. I didn't fall down or anything! How embarrassing.
I need to make up a better excuse. Like, I fell while skiing in the Alps and was saved by a hot search and rescue guy-no, no one would ever believe I ski.
Got it! I was running from lions in the African Savannah! Barely escaped with my life thanks to some hot dude in a pith helmet brandishing an elephant gun! Yeah, that sounds better!
Or maybe I'll just put it in a book...